The Oscars Jokes Kevin Hart Would Have Told

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  • 10/01/2019 को प्रकाशित
  • 'The Upside' star Kevin Hart tries out the material he was preparing for the Oscars ceremony.
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  • Siyabonga Maphanga
    Siyabonga Maphanga दिन पहले

    Is it me or was that song in the background weird and funny asf😂😂😭💯

  • Jerry Casseus
    Jerry Casseus 2 दिन पहले

    I don't like him

  • kickbuttme
    kickbuttme 7 दिन पहले

    How is this Stephen Colbert guy still in business?

  • a.vishnu Tejaskar
    a.vishnu Tejaskar 13 दिन पहले

    Bro.. your show is too serious ..you gotta chill out. People watch shows to have a fun time.

  • Libby Bautista
    Libby Bautista 17 दिन पहले

    P

  • Dr.Alexander
    Dr.Alexander 20 दिन पहले

    “I found that it’s not over until the audience is over it, not when I’m over it”
    “That’s difficult for an entertainer because part of the job is to please”
    So based on those two statements, Stephen just told the world how insecure he really is as a person.

  • erebusl
    erebusl 25 दिन पहले

    Not going to talk about it, then spend 10 minutes talking about it. Fake ass hollywierd.

  • Johann Dino
    Johann Dino 27 दिन पहले

    Suck it up and move on, everybody isn't responsible for how you feel. People are such snowflakes nowadays. Physical assault, that's a thing, but being offended because of words? Pfft.

  • matt henderson
    matt henderson महीने पहले

    Shouldn’t have apologized

  • Mystery Mogul
    Mystery Mogul महीने पहले

    Damn I thought he was talking about sex

  • Jerome Le banner
    Jerome Le banner महीने पहले

    Hello everybody, any Body nows the Brand of Kevins Jacket. Thx

  • Amar Fawwas
    Amar Fawwas महीने पहले

    The Upside Down*

  • shaelovebeyonce
    shaelovebeyonce महीने पहले

    He only apologized once btw after refusing to apologize in the first place 10 years ago. Weird how he becomes the victim and only why most people don't care is because most is homophobic especially the Black community.

  • Charles Bubba Bagsby
    Charles Bubba Bagsby महीने पहले

    Maybe the host is gay so he is truly offended so he just had to talk about again...... Kevin keep doing you!!! Your obviously doing something right!

  • Dig Facts
    Dig Facts महीने पहले

    This is awesome dude. So funny heh Kevin Hart nailed it.

  • Fizz Hussain
    Fizz Hussain महीने पहले

    Stephen is kinda cold to kevin here

  • Chris Young
    Chris Young महीने पहले

    woulda, coulda, SHOULDA!

  • Isaac Wu
    Isaac Wu महीने पहले

    That's powerful little man

  • david turner
    david turner महीने पहले

    What really offends is political correctness. On a good day, it's blatant hypocrisy and double standards. On a bad day, it's censorship over outrage at the truth, and on a worse day, somebody is smeared and their career gets destroyed because they didn't suck up enough to a special class of tyrants... It's forbidden to use the "f" word, but it's socially acceptable to use the "n" word??? In the culture I was raised in, neither word was acceptable... That example is the least of America's psychcopathy.
    There is far worse that is extremely violent that Americans are either indifferent about, or actually enjoy. Like "bombing the sh-t out of brown people" in these perpetual foreign wars... Where is the outrage over that?
    Isn't mass murder at least as offensive as certain words?.. This is how completely twisted this country has become. I am old enough to remember when Americans were more consistently offended. I can remember when there were huge civil rights and anti-war movements that happened during the same time period.
    Can't we say as Americans that our foreign policy is at least as bigoted as the use of the "f" word?..
    Shouldn't we as Americans be at least equally disturbed about both?
    I would settle for that much right now as an anti-war activist. If only other people in the world were respected as much.
    Just as much, that would be huge help.
    We wouldn't tolerate our government and its allies bombing the sh-t out of gay people, would we?
    How is it in any way acceptable for our government to engage in the wholesale slaughter of anybody else?
    Just some perspective coming from someone in their 50s... If I was younger, would I give a damn?.. Do any of you?

  • jennifer emmert
    jennifer emmert महीने पहले

    The difference between Hart and colbert potentially hosting the oscars??? Hart is funny. Colbert never is.

  • CP Lucci
    CP Lucci महीने पहले

    Kevin not on Conan's...
    That's a low blow

  • Sonny Managbanag
    Sonny Managbanag महीने पहले

    Its a joke. Just get over it sensitive farts.

  • T J
    T J महीने पहले

    People just want you to grovel.

  • Paul Gitonga
    Paul Gitonga महीने पहले

    useless..........

  • ffs -
    ffs - महीने पहले

    Okay, is it just me or was Stephen being really hard on Kevin?? It was like he was stirring shit, acting like Kevin didn't apologise at all or something, like his past apologies weren't genuine. I'm sorry, but he has not only apologised, but reflected on his past comments and has made it so that he never makes the same mistake again, how tf is that not enough?? ffs.

  • David Leach
    David Leach महीने पहले

    I thought it was funny

  • NimbusKhan NK
    NimbusKhan NK महीने पहले

    It is the very first time I've seen Stephen Colbert being a jerk.

  • Candyman
    Candyman महीने पहले

    To all gays it's not natural haha

  • Forrest R Oney
    Forrest R Oney महीने पहले

    Another FTM Baphomet tranny like his buddy The Rock . Go look at the Rocks "Daughter" Simone . That is a freakish tranny MAN .

  • Elvis Van
    Elvis Van महीने पहले

    _🌌11PM May 24 2019~_

  • Jayanth arawa
    Jayanth arawa महीने पहले

    Stephen Colbert is the worst host ever

  • Kookachulu
    Kookachulu महीने पहले

    5:30

  • Daddy Paddy
    Daddy Paddy महीने पहले

    Pc ideals are s9 convoluted it makes me sick and it's just not working.
    Ffs if Kevin heart was gay himself his jokes would have been loved by all walks of life. PC society =hypocrisy!

  • What The Dude
    What The Dude 2 महीने पहले

    What did he do ?

  • Gianni Brown
    Gianni Brown 2 महीने पहले

    I don't get this. He's acknowledged what he said was wrong and apologized for saying it YEARS ago. Then he apologized again. Seriously, what else can he do? Unless he has a DeLorean with a working Flux Capacitor, what more can he do?

  • Gianni Brown
    Gianni Brown 2 महीने पहले

    "You've been on a lot of new shows lately, but you actually appeared on this one." Such a great joke. Lmfao

  • janet jackson
    janet jackson 2 महीने पहले

    YOU OK WITH YOU...you over it? but you are still an onion.

  • janet jackson
    janet jackson 2 महीने पहले

    the onion analogy means IT STINKS AND NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU PEEL IT ...IT STILL STINKS.

  • Gina Cable
    Gina Cable 2 महीने पहले

    What did he do?

  • SwtorBro
    SwtorBro 2 महीने पहले

    kevin and dwayne should host the oscars xD

  • Saran Hassan
    Saran Hassan 2 महीने पहले

    Dude you are legend,period.

  • chrisguy98TM
    chrisguy98TM 2 महीने पहले

    what the actual fuck is wrong with stephen

  • Marino Buneta
    Marino Buneta 2 महीने पहले

    he say we come back but the fu.....ng video is ower

  • Mauri QHD
    Mauri QHD 2 महीने पहले +1

    i get his point, but it comes off as another thing, plus the wording isnt right

  • Marcelo Dinucci
    Marcelo Dinucci 2 महीने पहले +5

    You have nothing to apologize for, well done.

  • Higher World
    Higher World 2 महीने पहले

    This is why the lgbq doesn’t want equality they wan to censor you and use governments with guns to do so. So fuck them.

  • Fighter Man
    Fighter Man 2 महीने पहले

    I hate Stephen Colbert

  • Alejandro Gomez
    Alejandro Gomez 2 महीने पहले

    Backstage we KNOW Kevin Hart is saying, people are such pussies these days

  • Travis Gillespie
    Travis Gillespie 2 महीने पहले

    I think the mistake he made was apologizing. He's a comedian, their job is to tell jokes about people. If he tells a fat joke does he then need to apologize to all the fat people, it's just silly. Get over yourself people

  • The O5 Connection
    The O5 Connection 2 महीने पहले

    THE O5 CONNECTION WAS CREATED TO CONNECT YOUNG PEOPLE IN & OUT OF LIBERIA!

  • The O5 Connection
    The O5 Connection 2 महीने पहले

    THANKS OSCARS

  • Omnia Lullaby
    Omnia Lullaby 2 महीने पहले

    Can someone explain why he had to apologise?

  • Lavell Goodwin
    Lavell Goodwin 2 महीने पहले

    @ 5:50 when Kevin was talking about how stiff and up tight everyone can be at the Oscars, what he really wanted to say for his joke and punchline was everybody needs to loosen up like a gay man's booty hole before they become as tight as a single lesbians un-penetrated vagina 😂😂😂😂
    NOW THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE REAL (BLACK IN THE DAY) UN Apologetic Kevin Hart !! But I guess that Hollywood money do change a ninja.. 😔 #FreeKev

  • Lavell Goodwin
    Lavell Goodwin 2 महीने पहले

    Yoooo at 4:40 Tell me y'all didn't see a small version of a young Bernie mack !?

  • Wanda Morales
    Wanda Morales 2 महीने पहले

    I'm glad I don't have to rely on these subtitles. Sheesh!

  • Global Wealth Mindset GWM
    Global Wealth Mindset GWM 3 महीने पहले

    05:30 where the oscar jokes thingy starts... thank me later

  • Deepak Singh
    Deepak Singh 3 महीने पहले

    You put him in a difficult situation by asking stupid question, that wasn't cool

  • kb be
    kb be 3 महीने पहले

    he is so intelligent

  • Grand MasterHQ
    Grand MasterHQ 3 महीने पहले

    ok and that makes every single joke that a comedian said about a race religion , group or individual insensitive. you just cant handle a joke, grow up and learn the facts are comedians joke about almost everything, your feelings dont matter at this point when no comedian has apologized to Christian's ,muslims Jews, Indians , British, arabs , Africans, Chinese, ... etc etc you get where I am heading and where is the apology... that's right there is none!!! so why do they deserve an apology where others don't, consider others as well as yourself and you will be treated better. also I bet you can think of a lot of jokes told about those races and religions ,people. shit! even the earth is made fun of by comedians ... basically what I am saying is how selfish can you get and the real joke is this whole situation and attacking Kevin heart and what about his feelings that your not considering by attacking him so much nonstop poor guy ...you guys are the ones who need to apologize for being so dame sensitive and expecting others to just take the jokes told about their people race religion etc etc .. anyway peace love and comedy, stay humble

  • Doodles Joseph
    Doodles Joseph 3 महीने पहले

    No....I wasn’t ready 🤣

  • hey
    hey 3 महीने पहले +1

    5:25

  • Romeo Gallardo
    Romeo Gallardo 3 महीने पहले +2

    He said no joke everyone got clickbait lol

  • David Tieku
    David Tieku 3 महीने पहले +2

    6:00 for the jokes

  • Jared Flanagan
    Jared Flanagan 3 महीने पहले

    funny...seems the fake host wasnt too happy about the response...

  • Ason
    Ason 3 महीने पहले

    What did he do?

  • Rifat Chowdhury
    Rifat Chowdhury 3 महीने पहले +1

    Oscars just missed out on the greatest host ever....lmao

  • Maher Rahman
    Maher Rahman 3 महीने पहले +1

    Why isn't he hosting tho?

  • Cristhian Soto Jarami
    Cristhian Soto Jarami 4 महीने पहले

    Stephen Colbert
    use lipstick?

  • didi yuyu
    didi yuyu 4 महीने पहले

    "i'm done to please" that is to live for now

  • Marj Weir - Agent with LaBelle Real Estate Group
    Marj Weir - Agent with LaBelle Real Estate Group 4 महीने पहले

    Kevin you are awesome, Late Show Host not so much. Misleading headline.