It is the first day of university

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  • 10/09/2019 को प्रकाशित
  • THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
    JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461
    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
    Instagram: ewww_its_jo...
    Twitter: tweet_joana
    Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana
    Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
    Source: incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1500022
    Artist: incompetech.com/
    If you want to translate the video: inclips.net/user/timedtext_cs_p...
    Current sub count: 2, 908, 927
    With love,
    Jenny Cravitz
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  • fortsaretaken
    fortsaretaken 22 घंटे पहले

    *uhmmmmmm...is it ok if I fail at any type of subject that includes math most of the time?...*

  • Mia Harp
    Mia Harp 23 घंटे पहले

    meanwhile, I just started high school......

  • Wønder
    Wønder 23 घंटे पहले

    When you realize Joana has the same pencil box as you

  • BTNLOCO
    BTNLOCO दिन पहले

    Why does your dad seem pissed all the time

  • Dana Neveu
    Dana Neveu दिन पहले

    Shutterstock

  • theresamariee
    theresamariee दिन पहले

    i'm just happy i understand tennis and joana doesn't hehe

  • Bratu Horia
    Bratu Horia दिन पहले

    Maybe nancy from 3rd grade stole your sanity

  • Ashleigh Scanlon
    Ashleigh Scanlon दिन पहले

    I'm not the only one who reads Percy Jackson now

  • Ryan Herd
    Ryan Herd दिन पहले

    I followed when you made the accurate comment about peoples reaction to studying physics. I'm in my fourth year of physics and people still react that same way 😂

  • Ali the potato
    Ali the potato दिन पहले +1

    Lol I thought you were like 14-15 years old 😂

  • Raisa Ryuna
    Raisa Ryuna दिन पहले

    What happened to your room joana

  • SophieWhiskers
    SophieWhiskers दिन पहले

    Also a physics major and my name is Samantha!

  • Nany V
    Nany V दिन पहले

    Omg Joana reads pjo!!!!

  • Clarie Crystal
    Clarie Crystal दिन पहले

    i read percy jackson when i was 10 and i am still IN LOVE with it
    I RECOMMEND THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS OR ANYTHING BY CASSANDRA CLARE

  • Creamii Subliminals
    Creamii Subliminals दिन पहले

    Seniors: *n o o b*

  • Disconext
    Disconext दिन पहले

    I’m still waiting for my Undergrad 2.0.

  • Anita K
    Anita K दिन पहले +1

    4:49 So we're not gonna talk about this? Ok.

  • I want to stan 897 more groups but I am too lazy

    Joana: YELLOW IS DISGUSTING NO ONE SHOULD WEAR YELLOW
    also Joana: *is wearing a yellow shirt in her profile picture*

  • Jesse Ortega
    Jesse Ortega दिन पहले

    Joanna: and then my calculus teach spent 10 minutes telling us why socialism is bad
    Me drunk af at 3 am after the club and a bowl of chili in bed with just socks: *snap snap snap*

  • HowdyGents
    HowdyGents दिन पहले

    Have you heard about the tunnels under your school? 🍴

  • Crispy Chicken
    Crispy Chicken दिन पहले

    DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE SHE GOT HER SHOES OR THE NAME OF THEM

  • DAVE? Official Fanpage
    DAVE? Official Fanpage दिन पहले

    God dammit Samantha

  • Matthew Barnette
    Matthew Barnette दिन पहले

    "I left my sanity back in, like, the 3rd grade."
    'Well sanity is for the weak' has been my motto since like 4th grade, so that just means you're not weak.

  • Alex Stansbury
    Alex Stansbury दिन पहले

    She's a modern day Velma

  • ketsia
    ketsia 2 दिन पहले

    Does anyone know where the lil mic is from ?

  • Tessa Byers
    Tessa Byers 2 दिन पहले

    My first day of school was on August 15th😂

  • Blake Johnson
    Blake Johnson 2 दिन पहले

    Oh boi, this attitude will change in the last year of your course :D Love your personality though

  • The Magnificent WICKED
    The Magnificent WICKED 2 दिन पहले +1

    Joana in the description: Yellow is DISGUSTING.

    Joana in profile picture: *wears* *yellow*

  • John Smith
    John Smith 2 दिन पहले

    Physics ??? YEHHHHHHH.... Rocket science is just behind a corner...

  • Kpop Ruined My lifeu
    Kpop Ruined My lifeu 2 दिन पहले

    I just realized holly shit you are tall!

  • ThatAwkward Vampire
    ThatAwkward Vampire 2 दिन पहले

    Is.. is she just.. eating a mushroom straight?

  • Steve McQueen
    Steve McQueen 2 दिन पहले

    YOU R READING PERCY JACKSON FUCK YES THE BEST BOOKS EVER

  • Eren Datass
    Eren Datass 2 दिन पहले

    peter pan screams, be careful u guys

  • Lizzy Grant
    Lizzy Grant 2 दिन पहले +2

    *_ARITZIA should make Jenedict Cucumberbatch their Ambassador ya know._*

  • Theresa Carmen
    Theresa Carmen 2 दिन पहले

    Looks like you're off to a fabulous start. I'm afraid your schedule sounds like a nightmare to me. I was an art student and hated anything that didn't include surface to color on and things to color with. Still that way.

  • Ana Taylor
    Ana Taylor 2 दिन पहले

    One like equals one pray that joana never has any scandals and stays one of the most wholesome INclipsrs on the platform

  • Boy Wonder
    Boy Wonder 2 दिन पहले

    She need me

  • Isaac Hunter
    Isaac Hunter 2 दिन पहले

    @11:58 - "To begin with, you're going to burn some meat. It really brings out the flavor of animals suffering." Hilarious!

  • Doh a Deer
    Doh a Deer 2 दिन पहले

    4:20 - T-1000 looking for John Connor.

  • SlowMoJoe9
    SlowMoJoe9 2 दिन पहले

    C A L M Y O U R M E A T L E S S T I T T Y S

  • netko tko bi volio pretplatnike
    netko tko bi volio pretplatnike 2 दिन पहले

    To her early is 8.50 am and my school starts at 7.45 am🤔🤔

  • Abu Asliha
    Abu Asliha 2 दिन पहले

    0:38 thought she was holding a candle

  • Tara Jones
    Tara Jones 2 दिन पहले

    I’m moving in to uni tomorrow. Wait hang on IM MOVING IN TO UNI TOMORROW! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaA.

  • Allegra Tigani
    Allegra Tigani 2 दिन पहले

    What is she studying

  • Jonas Grumby
    Jonas Grumby 2 दिन पहले

    Idiotic. Jesus Christ.

  • Dominic Durant
    Dominic Durant 2 दिन पहले +3

    I keep getting mental health related ads for this channel loll

  • adri katzin
    adri katzin 2 दिन पहले

    yew! I'm majoring in physics to and totally relate to people's reactions! goodluck sista

  • Jose Carlos
    Jose Carlos 2 दिन पहले

    Back to school shmooping? América explica

  • Falling Beauty
    Falling Beauty 2 दिन पहले

    Mom is turning into grandma

  • Rattler
    Rattler 2 दिन पहले

    OH MY GOODNESS YOU ARE ADORABLE. How did I end up here

  • *Call Me PB please*
    *Call Me PB please* 2 दिन पहले

    AAAH I JUST SAW YOU NIPPLES

  • Nicole G
    Nicole G 2 दिन पहले

    Dude I legit saw u in the staples and I lowkey looked like a stalker. I'm pretter sure ur mom heard me say, "Holy shit, that's Joana ceddia's mom."

  • lazyeye x
    lazyeye x 2 दिन पहले

    WOW, did my comment really get booted... I guess you are into sencership.. so sad.

  • Diana Cruz
    Diana Cruz 3 दिन पहले

    I had a lockdown at school so yuh 💘

  • gillian stingley
    gillian stingley 3 दिन पहले

    when she said she was glad she wasn’t taking humanities... i didn’t feel that

  • Andrea Araniva
    Andrea Araniva 3 दिन पहले

    Ok I’ll buy ... the stuff

  • Smooth
    Smooth 3 दिन पहले

    When I clicked on this video I was hoping for one of those skit videos...but now I'm not even sure what this video is LOL, my first time ever seeing a video like this, just random babbling about whatever.

  • cry bxby
    cry bxby 3 दिन पहले +1

    *Joana tapes her tiny microphone to her water bottle*
    Me:*shows my friends*
    Them:SHE HAS MY RESPECT
    (Btw congratulations on going to University Joana)

  • Ko_Toriii
    Ko_Toriii 3 दिन पहले

    *STAPPLES*

  • sissyunicorn gal24
    sissyunicorn gal24 3 दिन पहले +1

    "I lost my sanity in the third grade, so if you find it, please mail it to me,"

    -John Cena